Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 11, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago

    They are cats.

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    Chithing Premium Member 12 months ago

    Spot take is better than a spit take.

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    dbrucepm  12 months ago

    why is it pronounced lep-ard but people wear leo-tards?

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    oakie817  12 months ago

    spot on

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    Darryl Heine  12 months ago

    A leopard can’t change its spots…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    He’s feline impulsive.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Any mention of zebras changing their stripes?

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    rwh2  12 months ago

    The panther is like a leopard,

    Except it hasn’t been peppered.

    Should you behold a panther crouch,

    Prepare to say Ouch.

    Better yet, if called by a panther,

    Don’t anther.

    — “The Leopard” by Ogden Nash
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    DM2860  12 months ago

    Leopards are great at what they do, why would they want to change? Now cheetahs!? We all know that cheetahs never prosper.

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    gopher gofer  12 months ago

    he used to ocelot, but these days he only ocefew…

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    MRC112  12 months ago

    Welcome to English spelling rules – the most stupid in the world (to my knowledge)

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