Rob Rogers for October 19, 2023

Try a Hippo……that might fill the cavity!

Show all the things he says to the jury as evidence, he normally ends telling the truth when he’s in front of a microphone.

A sippy cup (OMG).

Forget the binky, you’re going to need a truckload of Charmin to plug up what spews out of that hole!!!

I understand he has a good source for paper towels.

I hope he ends up in jail overnight, for the judge to get the point across, the defendant can’t threaten the witnesses or the people who work for the justice system. Hmm… Will the secret service be required to protect him?

I know another hole you could plug.

ROFLMAO!

It’s funny, because it’s true.

Supersize it.

Just lock him up!

Reminds me of Ghostbusters with the Fat Orange Clown being the 21st century version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

“Empty your heads. Don’t think of anything.”

Get him a British Dummy Mummy instead!

Considering how severe the penalties have been for breaking the gag orders he already has I’m surprised he would consider doing so with any future ones. /S!!!

You have to remove his feet from his mouth before you can insert anything else.

He has the right to remain silent. He just doesn’t have the ability.

Would it be inhumane to sew his lips shut?

… and some crazy glue, so he can’t spit it out

Put the lying fk in jail already.

A Big Mac might do it.

Former tRump associate lead counsel Sydney Powell just (11 am EST) entered a guilty plea to six misdemeanor counts of jury tampering in Georgia to avoid jury trial. Jury selection was scheduled to begin Mon 22 Oct ‘23.

Will tRump post comments somewhere about this event/her, and if so how soon/how accusatory/how caustic?

Do bears void their bowels in the woods?

Republicans love power, they don’t care about the American people.

Why is it so difficult to envision ways to silence Trump – the judicial system has delt with his kind before, and the reaction of his cult followers should NOT enter the equation at all – if violence follows incarceration – well, we already know how to deal with violence, don’t we?

Trump doesn’t actually NEED to campaign any more – his followers will vote for him regardless of where he’s campaigning from, and the toxic drivel he produces will no longer attract any additional followers, so, when he steps over the line the next time – jail him!

Seriously, all they have to do is tie his hands together. He cannot speak without gesturing. Simple, relatively painless, and absolutely must-see TV.

He’s already been disciplined for throwing his hands in the air and loudly talking to his attorneys during one of his accountants’ testimony. One of his supporters got up during the trial, spoke out and moved towards the front before being removed.

It’s only a matter of time before he loses his temper for real and no one will be able to stop what he says before he says it. I predict sooner rather than later.

Try a land mine — then stand back (but don’t stand by)!

Let him talk; he’ll convict himself.

The gag orders need to specify consequences and then ENFORCE them.

Try the Goodyear Blimp!

They can get the size perfect by measuring putin