Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 15, 2023

Who me? I’m not going to admit that I misled you, made a sarcastic crack and suggested that I was going to do something more constructive than laying around, watching a show

She’s just going to play the innocent hypocrite

What’s the difference?

A distinction without a difference.

Many a lawyer’s career has been build on finer splits than those.

Make it look like an “accident”, Bub.

Potato Potahto

Reminds me of this quote from “The Big Bang Theory”:

Leonard: Well, Bernadette told Howard; Howard told me. Plus I can see all my stuff is gone!

Penny: Oh, so you believe your friend and your friend’s wife and your own eyes over me? Wow!

sounds like arguing with my wife, splitting hairs!

Betty, you’ve been caught, don’t be such a hypocrite.

" . . . greater and later philosophers than Moon-Watcher would be prepared to overlook equally striking exceptions to their theories."

Arthur C. Clarke, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Her hypocrisy knows no bounds. She knows better.