Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 15, 2023

You know you’ve been out in the sun too long when it starts talking to you. By name.

Now take that money and buy some sunblock.

That’s no reason to return the hat.

I don’t get the joke. Anyone?

Careful, that sun is about to throw some shade.

If you hear the sun actually talk to you, the hat is not the problem.

So same person at cash counter is also works at returns counter or is that her twin?

Without the wraparound sunglasses, that never works.

Who knew that sun hats were to hide your identity from the sun? Michele’s was obviously defective.

you can run buy a sun hat, but you can’t hide…