Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 26, 2023

Abridged edition

No, I need the (Cliffsnotes on books for dummies) for dummies!

Lady, I’m no dummy.

Here’s a life lesson for you from somebody who has been around for a while. ‘Never tell a pretty lady that books by the name, For Dummies, is too difficult for you!’ That shows your weakness. — Unless, of course they are difficult reading for you.

You can tell somebody was thinking when they wrote the words “Book Store” on the inside of the window instead of being read from the outside of the window. Nothing would scare me more when entering a book store and thinking that I had entered a delicatessen instead!

Maybe I should get the comic version of Cliff’s notes.

Was it Cliff Clavin that wrote those notes?

we have the 144 character in stock, the 288 is on back order – supply chain issues

Do they have one for Cliff’s notes dummies?

The book he’s looking for is “Living Without Pants for Dummies.”

Fred and Barney ,Winnie the pooh, Yogi Bear, El Kabong, among others ..all never had pants

Ever see someone dress their dog in pants and a shirt….a crime against nature.

I can actually see a line of books for dummies with short attention … what?

“Self Help for Dummies”

Actually, you do have to think when you open up a Cliffs Notes book so everyone can’t be a dummy if they leaf through a copy.