When Andy was a lad in prep school, he nicked a blank script from the doctor’s pad and wrote himself a note excusing him from gym classes for the year because of a bad back. Based on Actual Events… only it wasn’t Andy who did it. Told to The Count by a friend.
Too bad the U.K. don’t have the Doc in the Box walk-in clinics that used to be so popular with the pill heads in Florida. For a few quid Andy could make the rounds and collect a bunch of Excuse Him Work scripts.
rekam Premium Member 12 months ago
Of course Flo misinterpreted who Chalkie was talking about.
snsurone76 12 months ago
Is there disability insurance in the UK like in the US?
I mean for people who are REALLY disabled—not lazy, worthless bums like Capp!!
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 12 months ago
Excellent Flo! Beautiful comeback
Imagine 12 months ago
Doctor’s have to make a living, too.
ladykat 12 months ago
Any doctor would be grumpy, dealing with Andy on a long-term basis.
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
When Andy was a lad in prep school, he nicked a blank script from the doctor’s pad and wrote himself a note excusing him from gym classes for the year because of a bad back. Based on Actual Events… only it wasn’t Andy who did it. Told to The Count by a friend.
-Saint- 12 months ago
If only Andy worked as hard as he works to not work…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Andy shirk could use another sick note.
Linguist 12 months ago
Too bad the U.K. don’t have the Doc in the Box walk-in clinics that used to be so popular with the pill heads in Florida. For a few quid Andy could make the rounds and collect a bunch of Excuse Him Work scripts.
teachteed23 12 months ago
Sick note?? What is this — high school?
cuzinron47 12 months ago
A doctor that does fake sick notes for people? That raises an ethics issue.
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
That Doc needs a Doc.
tad1 12 months ago
Maybe the Doctor should give Andy a prescription to go jump in the canal.
ChrisTrey 12 months ago
Do addicts in the UK get put on social services or disability? Andy would certainly qualify for it.