Of your life perhaps with that attitude
He says, with his mouth full.
There are plenty more in the computer!
It was self defense, it was mocking me so I ate it.
Hey, SOMEBODY’S got to take it.
And maybe he didn’t take the cookie – it might have just jumped into his mouth … and then … what else could he do?
No, the cookie was suicidal and I just helped it along.
Yes, I did. Now what?
I decline to answer that question on the grounds it may incriminate me.
Someone has to eat it. Why shouldn’t it be me?
I was thinking of you dear and wouldnt want to leave temptation around!
“In your mouth!”
There’s only two of us here, so everybody knows who ate the last cookie.
Listen to the story of “The Last Piece of Chicken” by Jerry Clower.
mywifeslover 11 months ago
Of your life perhaps with that attitude
momofalex7 11 months ago
He says, with his mouth full.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
There are plenty more in the computer!
Carl Premium Member 11 months ago
It was self defense, it was mocking me so I ate it.
cdward 11 months ago
Hey, SOMEBODY’S got to take it.
Doug K 11 months ago
And maybe he didn’t take the cookie – it might have just jumped into his mouth … and then … what else could he do?
ladykat 11 months ago
No, the cookie was suicidal and I just helped it along.
Lady loves a joke 11 months ago
Yes, I did. Now what?
FassEddie 11 months ago
I decline to answer that question on the grounds it may incriminate me.
Jack Bell Premium Member 11 months ago
Someone has to eat it. Why shouldn’t it be me?
Brian Fink 11 months ago
I was thinking of you dear and wouldnt want to leave temptation around!
Bex Premium Member 11 months ago
“In your mouth!”
Baucuva 11 months ago
There’s only two of us here, so everybody knows who ate the last cookie.
cheap_day_return 11 months ago
Listen to the story of “The Last Piece of Chicken” by Jerry Clower.