Herman by Jim Unger for May 23, 2023

That’s not a straw. It’s a tiny python.

“What the heck. This straw appears to be pregnant.”

Suck harder, it’s protein.

Now he can use the straw like a pea shooter.

Better than a straw in your fly.

Give him a bigger straw.

Keep sucking. It’ll come out.

He’s lucky. Not everyone gets one.

….said the waiter, "don’t shout,

and wave it about,

or the others will be wanting one, too."

Just wing it! I’m out!

Well, suck it up, buddy.

It must have escaped from the Fusco Brothers strip.

Look, up in the air, in the straw, its Superfly!

Ewww!

“Are you complaining or bragging?”

ewww

Man, that sucks!

Suck it out, no extra charge..;.

If that’s a fly it must have been GMOed.

Not a problem – unless that’s the last straw…

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?