Rob Rogers for May 04, 2023

One of these candidates is… not too bad. The other is… nowhere NEAR good enough.

Hmmm. What a choice.

One’s a self-important, lying narcissistic charlatan and TV con man who’s also a sexist, racist, crotch-grabbing misogynistic marriage-and-tax cheat who’s also a treasonous, seditious, moronic loafer made rich by his daddy, and who has long been courting criminal convictions — while the other is a true patriot who actually helps Americans and gets things done for the nation.

Gee — what a difficult choice for any intelligent, observant voter.

… which lets out the head-bobbing, red-capped, brain-dead cult zombies. We already know which way the insurrectionist, fascist-and-Fox-friendly vote will go.

The only thing I’d want to see is the same outcome. It would be better to have Count of Mostly Crisco in prison before then.

As long as the outcome is the same as in 2020, I’m OK with it.

Don’t get me wrong, if I never saw Orange Traitor in the news ever again, I’d be a pretty happy camper.

You said it!

Especially when you know how it’s going to end again.

To appeal, in law, is to put the dice back in the box for another throw. – W. SOMERSET Apparently, the upcoming election is the same.

You know, I’ve already begun getting upset over the late show reruns. And this was well before the writers strike. Plus, many of the late show personalities have lost their appeal.

Go for a walk. Exercise is good for depression.

Moderates: “I can’t tell them apart.”

What, you’d rather see Kristi Noem vs. Bobby Kennedy Jr.?

Is dumb and dumber coming out with a reality political movie called as stupid as it gets!

If entertainment writers are on strike, would Trump’s and Biden’s speechwriters then be scabs?