Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for May 11, 2023

Dougie: “BAK [Why are all the pages blank?]”

All puppies are born perfect. It’s the puppy parents who need training!

Go figure, Sophie can read! Yip yip yip yip yip

You’re not sweety. The people who write books just need to make you more interesting.

It’s because they love you, Sophie.

Where can we buy “The Perfect Puppy in Seven Days”? And, if it doesn’t work, can we sue the author?

Neither did your owners, initially.

These days you can buy talking ’dot’s’ online and teach her to use them to tell you what she’s thinking. They seem to work.

They should come in useful when Sophie needs to get up on a table. :)

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And yet none of that seems to be helping, they still don’t get her.

There should be a book written specifically for her called the PhiloSophie of the Dog.