Jeff Danziger for April 29, 2023

If they were SMART, they’d demand payment in advance. Which he would never do, so he won’t have smart ones…

“Cry covfefe, and let slip the dogs of sedition!”

Doggone it

Always get paid in advance with Forrest Trump. Just don’t bite him, lest you get poisoned.

Let’s not forget the far bigger pack cuing up all across the country to attack this mangy lot.

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I’m really rooting for E. Jean Carroll. If she beats tRump in this case and he is proven to have raped her will it make a difference to the MAGAverse? Will we have a proven rapist running for president? Will the GQP establishment still back him? Will he get seventy million votes again? Send Joe Biden a campaign contribution. Everybody, PLEASE!!

Schlobberhunds?

Heck, that won’t work, since he NEVER pays his bills, and he’ll just hire MORE shysters to sue the first shysters, and then he will need MORE shysters to sue THAT group…and on, and on, and on, and on….

Good luck with the lawsuit…..

Off to obedience school, at the offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Sue him for pay? Yeah, good luck with that.

My friends get everything.

The indifferent get the law.

My adversaries get the dogs of law.

(Adapted from former Brazilian president Getúlio Vargas)

The Compassionless Canker hates dogs.

As if I needed another reason to despise him.

Mr. Rump is famous for ignoring his lawyers’ advice, and for not paying them. That’s why he now has the quality of lawyers he has.

Reality bites.

His modus operandi for decades – at least half a century – has been to get what he wants and then stiff and/or walk away from those whom he employs, be it a bldg, a legal case, an insurrection…

get paid? you dogs are barking up the wrong tree or should I say wrong dead beat

Treat your dogs bad enough, they may eventually kill you. Especially, if they are big dogs.

the biggest Stiffer, by reputation. known to never pay his debts—soon to be changed. heh.

I’m sure he doesn’t pick up after them…