Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 28, 2023

yes yes, but i do that to sleep

That evil you sipped all night from that bottle of booze hung you over as usual?

Does it ever sleep?

Coffee hates my stomach. That and I’m type A as it is. Put caffeine in me and I positively vibrate. The guys drink coffee every AM because it’s that or jumper cables.

Not a cold winter’s morning here in the northern hemisphere. It may be in the southern hemisphere though. Nowadays, summer is usually seen as beginning in June. It used to be seen as beginning in May which is why we celebrated Midsummer in June.

Coffee became a necessary “evil” for when I had to drive to work at 4 A.M. First thing, the effect was immediately powerful. Then I had to wait 15 minutes to have the effect kick in. Then I needed caffeine boosts during the day to continue that effect.. Then I needed more to not be too tired at the end of the day.

Thus the coffee monkey on my back turned gradually into a gorilla. I wish I had now the money I have spent on coffee over the years!

Aunty, don’t BS us, we all know that you don’t need the coffee to be evil.

It’s nice outside today. My door and windows are open.

I don’t want to bring out the evil in a woman on a cold winter’s morning, I want to bring out the naughty in her.

I guessing this comic is a bit out of sync, while it is chilly it’s not winter.

Or any other morning… #JustSaying

I am not evil, but I can be mean- – it does not take a cup of coffee “Nitro helps though”.