Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2023

But do you know?

He’s pickled.

He’s like me . . . has a very low gag thresh-hold.

That’s no big dill.

Is there a section just for sea monkeys?

You’ll hear some salty language at this bar.

Cuke, don’t you mean puke?

There goes his so-brine-ity.

this one’s a dilly

He no longer feels crispy, but in a relish state of mind!

Once you’re a pickle, you’ll never be a cucumber again.