Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2023

Okay.

I’m so sorry.

At least he’s got his pants on.

Flushed that first act right down the crapper.

Mind that wind. It comes sweeping down the plain.

“Where seldom is heard, A discouraging word. "Until we get to the COMMENT section!

Ohhh, bad pun alert.

O K …. L A H O M A

Could be worse. He could be working from Homer, LA. :)

He might encounter some people who were ’Homa-schooled.

I was in that play my freshman year of high school. Just in the chorus.

All I can say is the corn’s growing high as an elephant’s eye around here.

If he moved to Muskogee, he could be proud to be the Okie from Muskogee.

They’ve gone about as far (fer) as they can go.