Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 14, 2023

I can’t wait to see what Miles actually did that he’s imagining it into this.

After all this time, Miles never walked across the little rug and fell through it, huh?

Miles needs to chill. Maybe a little time in the cooler is required.

One time I was 16 feet big.

And he’s never once actually used it?

The warden never saw it because it was covered by a Raquel Welch poster?

Miles, I wouldn’t worry as much about the support beams as the 100 yards of sewer following the tunnel…

Does he mean there’s still 100 feet to dig?

I think that’s my uncle.

Priorities, Miles, priorities! I hope he has imagined a get away car at the other end. And get away to where? Maybe Disneyland…