Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 11, 2023

He kept the “Conan” hair, and in a tasteful pony tail too. (Mmmm, pizza-burger-taco sandwich)

And the Wild Rip silently walks out into the west…..Ka-Sad!!!

ka-sob

Rip, RJ IS your son, at least legally, didn’t you, and, Breezy adopt RJ? And, this whole clone business, since he shares your DNA, would RJ be considered a son, or, a brother?

Yeah, me too, TNT.

So much for the wild story

Awww!

“…bathed in KA-tharsis of schmaltz”, to riff on Heinlein.

KA-PIZZA-BURGER-TACO SANDWICH!

No more call of the wild? Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Yeah, but he’s still got the hair.

It’s okay to cry, big guy. We understand.

It doesn’t say he ONLY has Rip’s DNA…