Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for March 21, 2023

Cherry blossoms are ok I guess, but “Constitutional Processes” evoke springtime like nothing else.

“Constitutional Processes” are HATED by the Heffalumps…they prefer bullying and lying to get their way.

The call of a bald eagle, incidentally, is a thin-sounding, high-pitched squeak. Something like a squeaky dog toy.

For movies, commercials, and the like, directors typically substitute the calls of more robust-sounding birds.

https://youtu.be/Wy_9b58o99Y

Mr. Madison knew exactly what he was about.

Two, four, six, eight, vote how you want them to legislate. It is too much power for presidents — elected by just half of the people — but they go away every four or eight years.

If vetoed legislation is urgent, or is very clearly something that the electorate desires, override or use the issue to win more seats and the White House by appealing to the people on election day.

The smell of Traitor Trump being indicted, perhaps?

The “Anthem” of syntactic theory linguists is "Oh, see, can you say . . . "

This one is really funny Brian!

I’ve never seen James Madison look so happy . .