Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 26, 2023

Interesting! Very interesting! The medicine is for sick horses such as Mr. Ed (ED)

what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, they say.

This one got to me. I had to laugh.

Yeah, every day but only if you have an obliging partner.

The disclaimer should also mention it is just for males, the same with prostate procedures, remedies and exams.

This one is hard to understand.

read the disclaimer – “educational deficiencies” and shouldn’t last for more than 4 hours.

Those “ask your doctor” things confuse me as well. My doctor has a big sign “only two items” so by the time I get past my own issues I never have time to discuss all those other ask your doctor things. So, curious as I am.. do they want me to make separate appointments to discuss two at a time all these “ask your doctor” things.

Her insurance won’t cover it, but there are cheaper versions of it made in India

What I don’t get about those commercials is that they always say, "Ask your doctor if ‘Mycoxafloppin’ is right for you. How are you supposed to know what the medicine is for? Look it up?

Think you’re probably safe, Agnes.

E.D. = “extra druggy”…

“No, Agnes. I do not recommend it for females of any age. And every day would kill some of them.”

Then he sends her on her way.