The defendant must be guilty…. of something.
I like cartoon characters with big noses.
Bribing the jury..?
Did Larsen E. Pettifogger retire?
Talk about your tampering with the jury.
The old poisoned fruit snacks trick!
Wait until you get his bill…you may end up paying for those fruit snacks!
“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime!” (Joseph Stalin)
Oh my, heard after the verdict, Gwyneth Paltrow tried to bring in snacks for the bailiffs and was denied.
Jury duty IRL would be so much better with this.
Unfortunately for the defendant, his lawyer’s fruit snacks were a nice big plate of fresh-sliced durian.
“No, open and shut — guilty.”
A preview of the future?
Attorney for the defense, bribing the jury…
I’m thinking maybe prunes or figs to get the jury to pass a verdict quickly.
Wrongo. They just serve them to the kid to appear like they care about healthy eating. They really want donuts.
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Jml58 about 1 year ago
The defendant must be guilty…. of something.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
I like cartoon characters with big noses.
Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bribing the jury..?
KKpt Prien Premium Member about 1 year ago
Did Larsen E. Pettifogger retire?
preacherman about 1 year ago
Talk about your tampering with the jury.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
The old poisoned fruit snacks trick!
jagedlo about 1 year ago
Wait until you get his bill…you may end up paying for those fruit snacks!
wongo about 1 year ago
“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime!” (Joseph Stalin)
jr1234 about 1 year ago
Oh my, heard after the verdict, Gwyneth Paltrow tried to bring in snacks for the bailiffs and was denied.
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Jury duty IRL would be so much better with this.
DavidPlatt about 1 year ago
Unfortunately for the defendant, his lawyer’s fruit snacks were a nice big plate of fresh-sliced durian.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 1 year ago
“No, open and shut — guilty.”
eced52 about 1 year ago
A preview of the future?
T... about 1 year ago
Attorney for the defense, bribing the jury…
megiggles about 1 year ago
I’m thinking maybe prunes or figs to get the jury to pass a verdict quickly.
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wrongo. They just serve them to the kid to appear like they care about healthy eating. They really want donuts.