Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for March 31, 2023

You wouldn’t happen to have a cousin called Barney, would you?

Always a good idea to wash produce, just in case.

Or the vegetables could be free.

“Non Sequitur” did a similar joke.

You’ve heard of the Greengrocers’ Apostrophe: This is its less well-known cousin, the Greengrocers’ Em Space.

I grow veggies and only use pesticides like aspirin diluted in water or mildly soapy water. I still recommend washing any veggies you get from me.