Adult Children by Stephen Beals for March 17, 2023

Tabby has thoroughly cultivated her ennui.

Tabby doesn’t panic; she makes it.

Alliterative Description could be another band name.

Don’t panic. Everything will turn out just brine.

Tabby, cool as a cucumber.

What a predicament!

Tabby is just toying with us all.

Tabby is a winner!

Tabby is awesome.

Only barely related, my dad worked in a grocery store as a young man. He claims the guys would pee in the pickle barrel.

DON’T PANIC! The answer is 42.

Tabby alliterates instead.

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers say it 5 times and you will calm down (No not “it”, dummy)…

Tabby continues, "Pussycats purr and pounce on perfect pickles pretending they are cucumbers.

Awesomely appropriate alliteration