WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 23, 2023

Wait i know why i did it. Because it was there.

To become famous, of course. Why else would anyone do something so stupid?

Maybe it was to get to the other side. Maybe I should paddle back now.

I think it starts with being rich and having nothing else to do.

I remember it sounded like a good idea at the time, but for the life of me, I can’t remember why.

He was just really board.

Because I wanted to take something fun and turn it into a slog.

For avoiding people asking me stupid questions.

Paddle, Forest, paddle!

“I like to be interviewed as the film at 11:00.”

Why do reporters ask pointless questions?

Because it was there….

“Must keep rowing, must keep rowing…”

The sponsorship, of course. You did have a sponsor, didn’t you?

“Wait. It’s been so … Oh, yeah, I was trying to paddle off the edge.”

He was bored…