Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 21, 2023

Botox can’t help that.

Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the…wait, i already used that last week.

that means you need a bridle

I would have been an Olympian when I was young.

I don’t see Aunty as the type to be a cheetah.

Round is a shape, Aunty.

Please bring Dilbert back

We are all in some sort of shape.

With a wee bit of effort, you can do both …

Out office has an exercise program: we get it by running our mouths, pushing our luck, dodging responsibility, skipping out on meetings, pointing our fingers, pumping up our egos, pulling strings and stretching the truth.

I don’t run unless someone is chasing me.

If you ran like your mouth Aunty, you’d be just another politician.

At least you know it.