Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 24, 2023

Well you don’t have to bite his head off!

It’s okay, he won’t see you.

And she feels no guilt!

I’m not sure where this is heading.

It always ends the same. Soon after the ex loses his head, it’s over.

Quick, gives him a pumpkin and a horse.

Not to “Well akshully” but. . . . Preying mantis females only bite the heads off their mates in captivity.

How do you know???

At least he can’t bad-mouth you any more.

How embarrassing walking around like a chicken without its ahead….

The headless mantis is just going on a wing and a prayer .

Maybe if you pray with enough faith, you’re never gonna see him again.

Giving her friend a heads up!

I guess he wasn’t to her taste.

You only got a little head from him…

They just won’t go away.

ha∙ha!! ⨀‸⨀

she just took a little off the top

“Honey, give me one more chance”!

How can you tell?