F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 09, 2023

Charming.

There will be a lump in his couch until it gets digested.

There will be reaper-cushions if you fall asleep on this couch

The Anaconda ate his pit bull

And failed to feed it properly.

The owner has a large scale of confidence in the pet.

But sometimes they get bored and want something to play with…

“He’s in his easy chair” has multiple meanings.

Or maybe he just doesn’t have buns, hon.

These two have become so inseparable, that he refers to the Anaconda as his main squeeze.

Unfortunately, there are those who would agree with that guy’s assessment.

If I sat on my snake like that, he’d die.

I wonder if he uses a leash when they go for a walk.

This embodies my ex-husband.

serpentine logic…

Exactly! My anaconda just gives a little nip to let them know to leave him alone. (True story, BTW.)