Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 26, 2023

Nisaac Ewton

One time I was 30 years and 267 days old.

One time there were 20 clicks.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

The biggest crime in life is the life expectancy of Dogs to humans.

Apple Computers featured an Isaac Newton-shaped marking? What a coincidence! Isaac Newton featured an apple-shaped marking.

Speaking of the Oregon Trail in the mid 1840’s, too bad the Donner Party strayed too far from it, and without being correctly informed about where alternative routes to the West were located.

I believe there were one or two Australian cattle or sheep dogs that lived into the late 20s.

Web pages in 1999 were pretty simple and dull graphics wise.

Fun fact about the current Apple logo: it shows a bite has been taken out of it. The reason for this was explained by the designer: the bite gives you the size. Without the bite, people, unsure of the size, might think that the logo was of a cherry, instead of an apple.

Fewer.

This must be the place, Mel.. them thar trees o’er thar lookin’ jess lak them thar trees in that thar book the parson’s been-a readin’ come Sunday each week. Hyuck-hyuck.. we kin now pull up th’ mules and wimmin folk and put down stake fer the duration by gum. We’ll call it, “Salem,” after all the great work done in Salem, Messychewshsuts and even them new fangled cigarettes in the future as the Good Book and Reverend McGillicuddy prophesizes. ~ Asa Fopp, Conestoga Driver and Great Seer of the plains and mountains alike

Take care, may Apple products enthusiast Jeremy “Yeah I’m Broke And My Credit Cards Are Maxed But I’ve Got All Their Stuff And It’s So Very Kewl To Have All Their Stuff So Don’t Judge Me” Blearyord be with you, and gesundheit.

Wow- what I wouldn’t have given to have some of my past dogs (including the current one) live for 30 years! 10-12 years is killing me!

Fewer clicks

So the dog is 210 years o;d in dog years?

Bobi is a wise old sage. Other dogs seek his advice on longevity

In some parts of the Oregon Trail there is only one rut. That’s the moment that Jesus took the wheel.

Speaking of ruts: I was banned from riding my bicycle in the street for a month at age 5, so I rode around the back yard and around the house nearly every day until my “grounding” was up. Thirty years later, when my parents put that house up for sale, I went there to clean and prepare it, and my racetrack ruts were still visible in the back yard.

The Oregon trail still has road ruts…that’s government for you!

There’s no way to know which dog is the oldest one EVER.

One of the many joys of being a flight medic in New Mexico was spotting old wagon wheel ruts along the old Santa Fe trail whenever the state had a particular wet and green spring. They were particularly visible on either side of the old forts that are mostly gone now, but that still provide landmarks for the trail.

I can still see ruts in the road from 5 winters ago, is that close?

Speaking of ruts, we’re now in pothole season.

Você vive uma vida maravilhosa, Bobi, para viver trinta anos e duzentos sessenta seis dias.

Rutts formed by Roman Chariots can still be seen in Italy

One time only i ate okra.