Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 07, 2023

Sort of Veronica Lake-adasical.

And so, the idea of an expanding universe was born.

At least we are now beyond the big band theory of the 1940’s.

㋡ HA! HA! – good one!

When “Big Bang Theory” first aired, I thought it was a sitcom about the p-orn industry.

Tee hee!

There is a hair salon near me that actually uses that name.

He belongs to a group of professors, all with bangs, known as the bangs gang. (take that, censor bot!)

The whole universe is … is … invisible? “I can’t see it”

Okay but what about the Mohawk theory?

Fact, Not Theory…

…and I thought the “long hairs” were classical musicians!

And potheads have the Big Bong theory.

Well, Howard had bangs, but not that long. Also, not red hair. Otherwise …