Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 01, 2023

Better decide soon. Judge X is impatient.

Snared by a legal technicality!

You plead before anyone is sworn is.

I think that tells us what we need to know.

Ahh, seeking the mistrial defense.

You should have taken the 5th.

Well, I dunno… first of all, who paid off the judge?

I’ve often wondered how I would respond if a judge asked me, “Do you swear to tell, the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

Here’s a possibility: “I cannot swear to that, because you have the authority to stop me from telling the whole truth.”