Clay Jones for February 09, 2023

Love the Hitler emoji cup!

(I haven’t seen Madonna’s face in a long time.)

Yep. No matter what you do, you’re the problem. They SAY!

He has a silly cup.

“President Trump would have shot it down by now!”

1) And without a gun!

2) But with multiple nuclear missiles… if he could only remember where he put the red button.

What kind of moron believes anything Tucker says? Just asking questions.

Seriously though, Madonnas new look is quite frightening. She should sue her plastic surgeon

Ftucker’s really desperate and despondent, ever since President Biden shut down the GQP at the SOTU!!!

Why does the media focus on the dumbest things when there’s real concern for the state of the country?

Madonna wants to relevant again…going about it in a disgusting way…

Madonna must have read Dylan Thomas’ piece ‘’Do not go gentle into that good night ’’

And decided that she was going, kicking and screaming.

Or perhaps ‘’… I’m melting! What a world! What a world!…‘’ She does look a little like Margret Hamilton, don’t you think?

The thing is that no matter what President Biden did the gqp were going to have a fit over it. There was no correct response for them.

The sad thing about Ftucker is that this really is the type of monologue he would engage in.

That’s it Tucker, keep up the hard hitting news stories of the day.

Shot it down with the most hurtful middleschool taunting perhaps. When he gets to using “Neener, neener!”, call me.

Oh, thanks a lot, Clay Jones! I just blew half a cup of hot coffee through my nose! Good one.

Maybe it wasn’t very Mormon of him,but it was very decent of him.

Some people just don’t know how to age gracefully. Even the nicely fitting toupee is horrendous.

Tucker Carlson nails it again.

The Material Girl is pulling a Michael Jackson and self-destructing on the red carpet. She will have one more big story about her, when they find her body.

Tucker’s bow tie would be spinning if Madonna was black…

Madonna has always controlled her appearance. There’s no telling what the OEM version looks like.

Balloonacy…………………..

“it’s better to burn out than to fade away”……………………………

She was on the Grammys the other night, didn’t recognize her. People change with age-some good, some bad. People also changes with botox and other procedures. It’s their business how they look. Most who complain aren’t so great to look at either.

“Republicans offer a vision for a future built on freedom, not fear-mongering.”— House Speaker Kevin McCarthy

“Savage killers, rapists, and violent criminals are being released from jail…They’re trying to indoctrinate and mutilate our children. [Biden is] leading us to the brink of WW3. He’s the most corrupt president in American history.”— Trump

“I don’t think things could possibly be going worse.”— Sen. Ted Cruz on the state of the nation

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