Andertoons by Mark Anderson for May 06, 2023

Not hot to trot eh?

A mooooooo ving lie

If a cow trots too much, would the udder contain butter ? ………….j/k

Cows may not want to trot, but I’ve seen a film of one galloping, with a saddle and a man on her back. Then they jumped a fence. The man said his cow seemed to enjoy the exercise. It’s probably on YouTube.

You wouldn’t like the trots.

Bovine diarrhoea is best left well alone.

He would if he identified as a horse.

They sorta trot for the last few steps slowing down back to a walk from a run.

Cows can trot but it hurts their udders. :)