Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for January 26, 2023

This is too “New Yorker-ish” for GoComics.

Is it the age difference among the contestants? I’m baffled…

I do, but you wouldn’t understand.

Me, at parties.

Glen: “I… I… I really don’t have a comment for your discussion on whether the destruction of Antioch contributed materially to the decline and fall of the Byzantine Empire.”

Host: “I’m sorry, Glen. You have lost the respect of these strangers you met at your wife’s faculty luncheon. But we do have some lovely parting gifts for you.”

I dont understand! ;)