Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 01, 2023

And I believe “maximum” involves taking a shower.

The lighting seems to be a major factor.

Worse yet… on the elevator phone…?

But the creepiness is so polite …

Aaaak! Horace, don’t gallop, run to the nearest exit…

Who knows, Horace, maybe it’s a Night Mare?

ha ha – silence of the horses

I think the last two should be switched. The speaker might just have great night vision.