Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 02, 2023

You’re just being vexatious Bets

There’s that word ‘filling’ again. I was once out with friends at my brothers restaurant, and casually (after her husband had eaten a dinner for two – for one) she asked him if he was full. It struck me as odd, as if that is when you stop the filling process. She has had weight problems her entire 64 years, and I think I know why. Even Dolly said that she has a bite of everything. But just a taste. I have asked her her feelings about intermittent fasting, since she dislikes her body. “Nope – bad for you” Well, then stay fat.

“And will you also sign a document that says you promise to never grow a spine?”

You mean it’s over now?

“You’re outta woods, you’re outta the dark, you’re outta the night…”

I wouldn’t miss beef, but i don’t think i could go a whole month without seafood of some kind.

Next years in between meal snacks are T-bones steaks! Go Bub!

Better make sure that document contains a clause requiring MAN-SIZED PORTIONS of those vegetarian entrees (and Charlie Brown says to also make sure it’s notarized!!)

He said “meals” not “snacks.” There’s your out.