The Middletons by Dana Summers for January 31, 2023

Better watch it, Midge. You walking around in that towel MIGHT give Morris ideas ! ! ! !

How about the other items you ate?

That damp towel probably gives you 6 of those pounds.. ditch the towel.

5 lbs in a 5 oz candy bar, now that’s calorie compression.

One time I was six pounds big.

There was 5 pounds, or there were 5 pounds of (something).Grammar, sheesh