Nick Anderson for January 12, 2023

“I can fly”

Not just his lies, how about all those people he sent up to the cold cold north in their Latin American clothing. That’s human endangerment. Big time.

Here’s hoping SNL finds a way to bring back Jon Lovitz and Tommy Flanagan for a segment on Santos.

“George is my son, and I’m proud of him. I only wish his mother, Morgan Fairchild, were here to see his success, but she died…on 9-11. Yeah, that’s the ticket! She was a First Resp… she was Chief of the New York City Fire Department!”

Hahaha! What a maroon! :)

With all the lies that Santos is reported to have said, I like how the Republicans didn’t start calling for him to resign until after it was reported that his staffer was caught pretending to be McCarthy’s aide with the Big Republican Donors.

They are just mad that he lies even better than they do.

He should have never been confirmed as a congressman.

Of course, the biggest irony, is Republicans just elected and confirmed one of those criminal immigrants they are always hysterically warning us about.

Rep. George Santos has misled the public about, well, pretty much everything.

With his first act as Speaker, Kevin McCarthy gutted the office that would investigate him. McCarthy, having squeaked out a speaker win, cannot afford to lose even a single member, and there’s a good chance a Democrat would win a special election to replace Santos. So they’re standing together, insisting, hilariously, that somehow it would violate the will of the voters for Santos to resign.

No wonder Santos gave McCarthy his unwavering support.

So repugs, what if it was proved he did NOT meet the citizenship requirements in the Constitution? Would you sh!t or go blind?

wow! there actually are some republicans that believe in the truth, well in New York at least

Kevin likes the way the liar votes for McCarthy.

Are there recall laws in NY? If so, there’s your answer.

If not, well, it’s only two years, right?

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Andy Borwitz says Republicans are angry that the LIEs that Santos told are LIEs not sanctioned by the GOP. Tell those LIEs is perfectly OKAY. (It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It!)

Santos had better watch out – Trump doesn’t like people who break his records, and he worked really hard on his record number of lies while in office…

Everybody treating Santoes like he done something wrong, he just told a few fibs when he got caught he corrected them. More than likely, they were made by his auto-correct program. Merrick Garland need to put a special investigator on his case, maybe he can appoint Herschel Walker to check if he done anything wrong.

Awful harsh. He admitted the error.

With all the loopholes in our government, there isn’t ONE thing that could rid America of this slimeball wack job⁉️☹️

He lies with every breath he takes. Just like TFG. Don’t hold your breath waiting for pertinent consequences.