Jeff Danziger for January 07, 2023

There’s no cause for alarm as long as the rats have plenty of access to pizza. Let’s hope there’s plenty of pizza to go around.

One more in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong list of reasons to not visit NYC.

That being said, as a Massachusetts native (God help me) I found the people in Manhattan to be quite nice and friendly on the one occasion that I visited the city. When I went to the Bronx zoo and LegoLand…….not so much.

But then again, I am a country bumpkin and prefer the trees, fox, coyote, bear, turkey, deer, and other critters that visit my little slice of heaven to most people.

I like that rat in the middle and the sale sign. Of course there’s a sale on rat poison.

Where is the pizza rat?

Seems D.C. has rats too. They’ve infested the House of Representatives.

Well, one of them moved to Florida.

They need the Pied Piper.

Remember when we thought Pizza Rat was cute?

The rats are there because … humans sloppily leave enough food around for them! My childhood was spent in NYC, 70 years ago. Nothing new. Except for no clean ups.

On the bright side, you don’t have Ron DeSantis, Rick Scott, Marco Rubio, or Matt Gaetz !

Wot? No Pizza Rat.