It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There’s an old man sittin’ next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin
He says, “Son can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man’s clothes”
Imagine over 1 year ago
You are right. Let me take it off of you so that you do not have to look at it any more.
tauyen over 1 year ago
tipping is out of control: A friend of mine went to a notery to get a document notarized and the person had the audacity to “suggest” a tip.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
Wrote that himself, did he?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you are worried about it tipping, just glue it to the piano.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Today, everyone thinks they deserve a tip! It’s a nice gesture that’s optional.
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Why not hire Elton John for the piano instead?
dflak over 1 year ago
I’m the guy who overtips at restaurants. My son worked as a waiter for a while and he got stiffed a lot.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
“And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say man what are you doin’ here?”.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There’s an old man sittin’ next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin
He says, “Son can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man’s clothes”
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
Billy Joel you are not
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
He’s stuck in a New York state of mind.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
The ‘new’ thing: Rounding up. Sometimes its for a charity and sometimes it isn’t. Rarely clear which.
T... over 1 year ago
an a one an a two…
Caeruleancentaur over 1 year ago
What is so hard about the establishment increasing the prices on the menu and eliminating the tips? The customer pays either way.