Henry Payne for January 04, 2023

Under “All Washed Up” there should be a half-check, anyway

What have you done with Henry Payne?

Henry, you know he can’t spell “TheDonald” correctly.

Is some form of reality creeping into Payne’s conscience?

Payne, YOUR GUY has NOT changed in the last two years!

He is exactly the same as when you thought Obama had been born in Kenya.

and Mexico would pay for it!

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STILL the same exact Stable Genius who used to be Your Messiah, remember?

I can’t believe The Detroit News actually pays you for this dreck.

[Intro: Paul McCartney & George Harrison]One, two, three, fourOne, two— (One, two, three, four!)

[Verse 1]Let me tell you how it will beThere’s one for you, nineteen for me

[Chorus]Cause I’m the taxmanYeah, I’m the taxman[Verse 2]Should five percent appear too smallBe thankful, I don’t take it all

[Chorus]Cause I’m the taxmanYeah, I’m the taxman

[Bridge](If you drive a car, car) I’ll tax the street(If you try to sit, sit) I’ll tax your seat(If you get too cold, cold) I’ll tax the heat(If you take a walk, walk) I’ll tax your feetTaxman

[Guitar Solo: Paul McCartney]

[Chorus]Cause I’m the taxmanYeah, I’m the taxman

I’ll care about Trump’s taxes when people care about the fake Steel Dossier, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, Joe Biden’s Quid-pro-quo, Joe and Kamala’s investments in foreign power companies (China and Ukraine) and when people want to know how people like Pelosi and McConnell became Millionaires as congress critters.

Until then? I think Trump summed it up during a certain presidential debate.

Haha, too funny.