Steve Kelley for December 18, 2022

The entire naughty-or-nice thing is idiotic.

Do you identify as an election denier?

Or as a Christian Nationalist?

Or as anti-LGBTQ or antisemitic?

Or as anti-compromise, anti-progress, anti-democracy?

Are you anti-“woke,” i.e., anti-empathy, anti-compassion, anti-love, Antichrist?

Are you above all anti abortion?

If any and all of the above, White Conservative Santa has some NFTs for your DiStocking!!

“There’s only one problem, we NEVER do anything nice and easy.”

I’m assuming every conservative flunked biology. Either that or they decided to identify as a horses rear.

Republicans identify as lying traitors.

A rare, normal kid.. The LGBTQ2S+ team better have a word with the parents.. this can not stand!

I wonder if Kelley identifies as nice?

It would be nice if he acted like it.

Hey, Steve. You don’t need to be a dog to hear that whistle.

“Republicans identify as lying traitors.” Another Radish relevant comment for no matter what the toon is. /s Hate, hate, hate, lie,lie,lie………. the identifying democrat progressive ideology. Good toon Kelly, it was amusing.

I identify as a billionaire married to a Brazilian Super Model, I don’t see a check from Washington and I don’t see Brasília sending me Adriana Lima.

I’m no SKelly fan but I like the way the kid has tried to embrace the current zeitgeist and use it to his advantage. A future politician of the Lindsey Graham Which-Way-Is-The-Wind-Blowing variety for sure!

When I was around 7 or 8, all the kids on my block my age were boys (I’m female). We used to play together every day. Then the boys all joined Little League baseball, which at that time was for boys only.

I started telling everyone. I mean parents, teachers, aunts and uncles that I was a boy. I had no real knowledge at that age what that meant. I did know the physical difference between boys and girls, but that wasn’t at the top of my 7/8 year old mind. I just wanted to play with my friends.

Quit screwing around with kids. You have no idea what the real issue is. I did not want to be transitioned into a boy. I would have not even known what that meant. I was a little kid. I wanted to play with my friends

Thank God the adults in my life at that time were not a bunch of WOKES who would have mutilated me.

Steve Kelley, I’m sure, identifies as a kind person who is concerned for the welfare of all children.

Is that you, Calvin?

S. Kelley identifies as a bigot.

Why it’s the one joke that Conservatives know. How brilliant. Trying out for the Babylon Bee?

Bill Maher said it best…“Genderfluid? Kids are fluid about everything,” Maher said. “If kids knew what they wanted to be at age eight, the world would be filled with cowboys and princesses. I wanted to be a pirate, thank God nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery.”

Pretty much everyone identifies as the hero of their story…even people who practice unkindness to other people and create an environment based on treating people cruelly for being different.

Yes, in the spirit of Christmas, let’s have a stupid, bigoted punchline, with just a bit of hatred.

Hahahah, brilliant and hilarious, Steve. Perfect example of the idiotic pronoun woke. Say, does that kid bear a resemblance to Watterman’s Calvin? Excellent tribute.