Yes, I'm Hot in This by Huda Fahmy for December 19, 2022

Pinkeye is terrible. I’d rather have the cold.

This is one of those “give them something to do while they heal naturally” things isn’t it? It has that character of amusement to others that’s the vital tell.

oh man, I’m already feeling sick because of the recipe x_X

Old wives tales are scary stuff.

Just get some ivermectin.

She should eat halal chicken soup.

And urine is a disinfectant, and eat burnt toast to put hair on your chest.

Love you mom …but I’ll pass.

this actually appears to be a thing…

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320167#what-are-the-origins-of-the-remedy

even though there’s no evidence to suggest that this “cure” works (or doesn’t), the onion stink will surely protect friends and acquaintances by making them want to maintain their distance from you…

if you do this it will cure the cough in two weeks. otherwise it could hang around for fourteen days