Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 15, 2022

I reckon Mrs. Wallace never laughed at anything Mr. Wallace does comedic.

Cooking is messy business

Um… mayhaps she’s amazed at how spotlessly clean it suddenly is?

“Did someone order pizza?”

Sometimes, as disaster happens, I tell myself, “This’ll sound funny when I tell it.” Recently missed a flight because I hadn’t adjusted my watch to new time zone. As I spent the night sitting up in an airport I told myself that several times. It only helps a little at the moment – but does make a good story when I tell the long version.

Oh, I love this!

They did what they could.

Somebody needs to clean the fan, because impact has been made!

ooooh he’s in trouble

“Dinosaurs, Donna. At least 12 feet tall. They wrecked the whole place.”

Bruh she just said that doy

How about, “The boys were playing while we were cooking.” Honesty is the best policy.

Looks like it’s a mashed potatoe kind of Thanksgiving, since that’s the only thing that turned out good.

Ooh… That’s a week on the couch for you, Gene. And let’s not forget the sweet sound of “TOLD YOU SO”!