The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 05, 2022

Charming

Guess you’ll try it, Brutus. You can’t help yourself.

I guess that would be better than 911 Stew.

Order the cheeseburger, Brutus. At Wendy’s

And he is going to order it, like me…I can’t take a clue!

It’s not guaranteed, though.

It sounds really “special”.

Check Please!

Golden Coral Buffet, here we come.

Eww… 6 year-old stEww

It’s not only lost its flavor – its lost its color

what’s in it? the money you shredded to make it… :p

“I want my Money Back!”

“You’re in luck, we just made a fresh batch!”

Stew is something that you make at home. Who knows what meat goes into it in a diner?

Refundamentals of small business

Only Good Ole’ Brutus Thornapple would go ahead and order the Money Back Stew hopping to get back more than he gets. Brutus, Money Back Stew is the gift that keeps on giving for around 24-48 hours, just make sure to drink lots of fluids so you don’t get dehydrated.

Not quite a ringing endorsement by customers .Go for the cheese burger. Hard to mess that up…..

It could also be called fair warning stew.

Well, at least it’s not called upchuck stew, but if it were, it wouldn’t stop Brtus from eating it.

So you got to ask yourself Brutus, do you feel lucky, well do you?

Is the customer all ways right?

when they say that their customers are pumped, they don’t mean that the patrons are excited…

Get the burger and fries Brutus. It’s safer.

Where’s the color?

I’m thinking the colorist tried some of that stew and is either there getting his/her money back, or found it necessary to visit the local ER.

I grew up with a kid whose family ran a popular restaurant in town and when we got old enough to have a few beers together he confided in me, “Billy, you wouldn’t believe what goes into some of or lunch specials.”

Brutus will eat it. He might even like it. In his own way, he is a very brave man. I hope he remembers to pick up an extra pack of toilet paper on the way home.

Good one, Mr. T!!!

Patent pending.