Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 07, 2022

I wonder if those elves have copies of Santa’s “naughty and nice” lists so they can tell shoppers what to buy and for whom.;-D

In the Spring it shifts to the Eggspress lane for the Easter Bunnies. (I groan with you.)

An elf-governing process.

Take the right it’s a shorter wait.

I hope he brought his credit card in case he’s a little short on cash.

do they have elf on a shelf self checkout…?

this needs to be shelfed