WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 06, 2022

The world is like oysters? I’m allergic to them.

My son told me he wanted to be an oyster shucker when he grew up.

I was displeased with his shellfish ambition.

A blunt pearl of wisdom from the therapist.

The world is like an oyster: very expensive, it looks like snot, and you have to swallow it really quickly so you don’t taste it. Oh, and many people are allergic to it.

Ed, you are nuts

If I can’t afford them that makes me happy, one more reason to stay away from the vile creatures (though canned smoked oysters aren’t too bad).

If she can’t afford oysters how will she pay for the therapist?

The world is your oyster in a month with no ‘R’.

After paying for this session you can’t afford anything than a free cup of water.