Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 30, 2022

Well, at one point you were little bitty babies, so there’s that.

It’s certainly been a while.

Oh i don’t know. Y’all used to live in the water. Now in houses. That’s quite the change if you ask me.

One time I was 21 years old.

Yes, it’s been a while, Crocodile!

Back in the 70s I used to have a huge crush on my best friend’s girl friend. A few years ago I bumped into her at my brother’s funeral and with the exception of some grey hair she had barely changed at all.

Good to see he opted for paper rather than plastic.

Just tryin’ to keep his nostrils above water. But the bag of whole roasted chickens looks good for lunch.

200 million flies?

“I saw Sol Fishbein the other day, he was wearing swamp moss on his head trying to look young again.”