Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 02, 2022

One time I was 1,001 years old.

There’s a bush over there Genie. It’s the best i can do.

When Robin Williams’ genie finally got out of the lamp for ten thousand years, it gave him quite a crick in the neck.

A thousand years? I couldn’t make it two hours.

Ziggy grants the Genie’s wish.

If he’s a male genie then the world is his tree!

Not until you give me a gazzillion wishes.

This could take awhile…

They won’t let you in.

The nearest bush.

If he gave himself three wishes, #1, 2. and 3 would be for #1.

Wouldn’t that make the genie a whizard?

At least 3 advising the use of a bush but not a bush in sight. Why aren’t any facilities ever around when you need them?

A thousand years? The bathroom is right there buddy, go for it…