Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 16, 2022

Nevermore.

Cut at the “Pit and the Pendulum” board!!!

And a nice Amontillado to wash it down, I can seat you in the back room with free refills.

That and a cask of amontillado will take care of you.

Hyphens are so important.

I’ll go with the Cajun shrimp po’boy.

Sounds good. What’ll you have Lenore? :)

Quoth the Raven “No Credit”…

I tried that last Tuesday. . . nevermore!

What has he got on the front of his shirt??? :)

Bells, bells, bells ring for order-up. We also have purloined sirloin. Delivery for Usher’s house. In this cafe by the sea, we serve herbal-green-tea. Hot grease of sorrow for the lost Lenore. Sigh, that’s enough.

Nevermore……

No pun pane, Poe!