Those can be used as weapons. Getting stabbed by a screwdriver will definitely hurt.
That’s going to drive the screws nuts
If you ask your girlfriend for a screwdriver and she responds with phillips flat or vodka, marry her like, yesterday! She’s the one!
If he can actually eat the cake, he’s ahead of he game.
I’d ask for wrenches and make a musical instrument resembling a xylophone
The lady is definitely unclear on the concept of prison breaks. “But there was a sale on Craftsman tool sets. I could have got you a fully stocked rolling tool cabinet with a wide assortment of files, but I thought that might raise suspicions …”
Looking at the cake: Did he just dodge a bullet (at a shotgun wedding)?
He’s already been screwed by the system…thanks, though!
And.. to make matters worse, probably those Canadian square Robertson ones that are useless on american screws.
Even if she brought him a file in the cake, he couldn’t fit through that tiny window.
Woman, don’t you know anything? The screws are welded in!!!
No, if she responds with phillips, JIS, flat or vodka SHE’S the one!!!
The guards didn’t get suspicious, looks like a wedding cake.
Ah Ma, I wanted hack saw blades darn it….
most excellent
I asked my chauffeur for a screwdriver once, and he drove me to a motel,
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sirbadger over 1 year ago
Those can be used as weapons. Getting stabbed by a screwdriver will definitely hurt.
C over 1 year ago
That’s going to drive the screws nuts
yoey1957 over 1 year ago
If you ask your girlfriend for a screwdriver and she responds with phillips flat or vodka, marry her like, yesterday! She’s the one!
sandpiper over 1 year ago
If he can actually eat the cake, he’s ahead of he game.
mindjob over 1 year ago
I’d ask for wrenches and make a musical instrument resembling a xylophone
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
The lady is definitely unclear on the concept of prison breaks. “But there was a sale on Craftsman tool sets. I could have got you a fully stocked rolling tool cabinet with a wide assortment of files, but I thought that might raise suspicions …”
Doug K over 1 year ago
Looking at the cake: Did he just dodge a bullet (at a shotgun wedding)?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
He’s already been screwed by the system…thanks, though!
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
And.. to make matters worse, probably those Canadian square Robertson ones that are useless on american screws.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Even if she brought him a file in the cake, he couldn’t fit through that tiny window.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Woman, don’t you know anything? The screws are welded in!!!
mxsx337 over 1 year ago
No, if she responds with phillips, JIS, flat or vodka SHE’S the one!!!
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
The guards didn’t get suspicious, looks like a wedding cake.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Ah Ma, I wanted hack saw blades darn it….
oakie817 over 1 year ago
most excellent
Happy Jack Hill over 1 year ago
I asked my chauffeur for a screwdriver once, and he drove me to a motel,