Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 25, 2022

Serves him right.

Cats are smarter than you Ralph

That worked out well.

For his next trick, Ralph will blame the cat.

Try explaining that one to Honeybunch, Ralph.

Had the same thing [practically] happen. The cat was asleep on my clean pants, I pulled them out from under, all I got was a dirty look.

David Copperfield (the magician) you are not, Ralph!

RALPH’S WIFE IS NAMED JUNE

So much for being a magician

“Ta-da!”

Look what got dragged under the cat? That’s almost a famous phrase.

Must have been one of those plastic tablecloths with the felt backing.

The cat is still sleeping!

The Cat is still standing. Unfortunately.

You really should let sleeping cats lie.

Dr. Peter Venkman: The flowers are still standing!

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Amazing Ralpho!

Cats can sleep on anything.