Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 15, 2022

The store was out of Shatner masks.

I am. It’s why only idjits hunt using assault weapons: Too hard to pick the shreds of meat out of the resultant mess.

You’re gonna need a bigger chain saw.

besides, Halloween is over already

The election is over. You don’t have to wear that every time you go to the door.

Besides, I think our teeth work better than a chainsaw under water.

He’s acting out his fantasy of being a Sawbill shark!

Hey! Is that Sherman??

Snarknado.

Talk about gilding the lily.

You’re going to need a bigger chainsaw.

But now with the chain saw, it “opens” all sorts of other opportunities!